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dstone
2004-12-27 16:30:25 UTC
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I am DarkStone, Katie's personal psychic.

Katie will pose in Playboy in 2006...shwing!
Katie will marry what's-his-name, in a church, and their families will be
there...sometime in the near future
Katie will be in the next Batman movie...it's still foggy so I can't tell
you the name of the movie yet
Katie will be in more movie's
Katie will be photographed alot.
Dawson's Creek will end, and Katie will stop acting in that show.
Katie will be discussing more often in this group, in 2005.
Katie will be in the next Batman movie...:o

That's all I got.
Any other psychic's out there???
X
2004-12-27 17:57:40 UTC
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hey I can help you out with the Batman title. I seen a poster for it at
Cinemark, which is kicking United Artists ass! It's titled "Batman Beyond".
Which I think is a shitty name, because thats the cartoons name. The
original title was supposed to come off the series of comics, man I can't
remember the title. It was something like "Dective Series". But it had
something else to it. It was really gothic and shit. That was I BELIEVE when
Bane broke batman's back. That pussy ass bitch! lol

Oh Katie will marry a small jewish boy named Tyrone.
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Post by dstone
I am DarkStone, Katie's personal psychic.
Katie will pose in Playboy in 2006...shwing!
Katie will marry what's-his-name, in a church, and their families will be
there...sometime in the near future
Katie will be in the next Batman movie...it's still foggy so I can't tell
you the name of the movie yet
Katie will be in more movie's
Katie will be photographed alot.
Dawson's Creek will end, and Katie will stop acting in that show.
Katie will be discussing more often in this group, in 2005.
Katie will be in the next Batman movie...:o
That's all I got.
Any other psychic's out there???
r.
2004-12-27 20:22:09 UTC
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I predict that I will use even more Jerkin's Lotion this year. I will buy
The Singing Detective, put on some rubber gloves, and renact the scene where
she greases him up.

I will purchase the 2006 Playboy that she appears in, and have it laminated.

A bolt of lightning will stike at the wedding, removing Klein's twig and
berries.

I will be changing my name to Tyrone and claim to be Jewish, until after the
honeymoon.

r.
Post by X
hey I can help you out with the Batman title. I seen a poster for it at
Cinemark, which is kicking United Artists ass! It's titled "Batman
Beyond". Which I think is a shitty name, because thats the cartoons name.
The original title was supposed to come off the series of comics, man I
can't remember the title. It was something like "Dective Series". But it
had something else to it. It was really gothic and shit. That was I
BELIEVE when Bane broke batman's back. That pussy ass bitch! lol
Oh Katie will marry a small jewish boy named Tyrone.
--
Suicide is not Chosen; It happens when Pain Exceeds Resources for Coping
with Pain.
Personal Website: http://www.jokerstears.com
My Film Company: http://www.dacruestudios.com
ICQ# 2676927
Aim: filmmaker70546
Yahoo: filmmaker70546
Post by dstone
I am DarkStone, Katie's personal psychic.
Katie will pose in Playboy in 2006...shwing!
Katie will marry what's-his-name, in a church, and their families will be
there...sometime in the near future
Katie will be in the next Batman movie...it's still foggy so I can't tell
you the name of the movie yet
Katie will be in more movie's
Katie will be photographed alot.
Dawson's Creek will end, and Katie will stop acting in that show.
Katie will be discussing more often in this group, in 2005.
Katie will be in the next Batman movie...:o
That's all I got.
Any other psychic's out there???
dstone
2004-12-29 05:45:15 UTC
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Post by r.
I will be changing my name to Tyrone and claim to be Jewish, until after
the honeymoon.
r.
You couldn't pull it off, she'd know you were a fake when she saw all the
blood on your pants from the circumcision you did to yourself.
Post by r.
Post by X
hey I can help you out with the Batman title. I seen a poster for it at
Cinemark, which is kicking United Artists ass! It's titled "Batman
Beyond". Which I think is a shitty name, because thats the cartoons name.
The original title was supposed to come off the series of comics, man I
can't remember the title. It was something like "Dective Series". But it
had something else to it. It was really gothic and shit. That was I
BELIEVE when Bane broke batman's back. That pussy ass bitch! lol
Oh Katie will marry a small jewish boy named Tyrone.
According to IMDB, the title is "Batman Begins"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372784/

Katie is already gonna be in two more movie after "Batman Begins"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005017/

Katie doesn't want a small jewish boy, she wants a tall horny guy, like me.
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r.
2005-01-09 04:03:41 UTC
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The wound is healing nicely. Who would have thought that my electric can
opener would make such a clean cut? Not to mention the wounderous healing
powers of the New Skin Liquid Bandage I picked up at the drug store. Be
careful with that stuff... it stings like a muther funker.

r.
Post by dstone
Post by r.
I will be changing my name to Tyrone and claim to be Jewish, until after
the honeymoon.
r.
You couldn't pull it off, she'd know you were a fake when she saw all the
blood on your pants from the circumcision you did to yourself.
Post by r.
Post by X
hey I can help you out with the Batman title. I seen a poster for it at
Cinemark, which is kicking United Artists ass! It's titled "Batman
Beyond". Which I think is a shitty name, because thats the cartoons
name. The original title was supposed to come off the series of comics,
man I can't remember the title. It was something like "Dective Series".
But it had something else to it. It was really gothic and shit. That was
I BELIEVE when Bane broke batman's back. That pussy ass bitch! lol
Oh Katie will marry a small jewish boy named Tyrone.
According to IMDB, the title is "Batman Begins"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372784/
Katie is already gonna be in two more movie after "Batman Begins"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005017/
Katie doesn't want a small jewish boy, she wants a tall horny guy, like me.
-
dstone
2005-01-09 18:33:31 UTC
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Can Opener? Dude stop mutilating yourself.
You could have just bought a Circumcision Kit for $9.99 at Toys 'R US, it
comes with the stingy New Skin liquid bandage.
Some people buy the New Skin Liquid Bandage just for the stingy feeling.
Plus it smells like nail polish, which is what it really is, and the smell
gives people headaches.
If you use too much of it at one time, it might give you a stroke, or a 48
hour erection.
Damn drugs and their crazy side effects.
If you crush a few aspirin and tylenol together and snort it like blow, you
will be able to see thru walls.

As for Katie, I don't think she'd like a self mutilating, nail polish
wearing, sexy crazed, blow snorting small Jewish wannabe boy who can see
thru walls.
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Post by r.
The wound is healing nicely. Who would have thought that my electric can
opener would make such a clean cut? Not to mention the wounderous healing
powers of the New Skin Liquid Bandage I picked up at the drug store. Be
careful with that stuff... it stings like a muther funker.
r.
Post by dstone
Post by r.
I will be changing my name to Tyrone and claim to be Jewish, until after
the honeymoon.
r.
You couldn't pull it off, she'd know you were a fake when she saw all the
blood on your pants from the circumcision you did to yourself.
Post by r.
Post by X
hey I can help you out with the Batman title. I seen a poster for it at
Cinemark, which is kicking United Artists ass! It's titled "Batman
Beyond". Which I think is a shitty name, because thats the cartoons
name. The original title was supposed to come off the series of comics,
man I can't remember the title. It was something like "Dective Series".
But it had something else to it. It was really gothic and shit. That
was I BELIEVE when Bane broke batman's back. That pussy ass bitch! lol
Oh Katie will marry a small jewish boy named Tyrone.
According to IMDB, the title is "Batman Begins"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372784/
Katie is already gonna be in two more movie after "Batman Begins"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005017/
Katie doesn't want a small jewish boy, she wants a tall horny guy, like me.
-
X
2005-01-10 05:21:04 UTC
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JEW HATER!!!!
lol

I cut up my penis with a razer, but it was because I hated what the nazi's
did to my grandfather pro wrestling first jewish star Weinstein......
--
http://www.jokerstears.com
http://www.dacruestudios.com
Post by dstone
Can Opener? Dude stop mutilating yourself.
You could have just bought a Circumcision Kit for $9.99 at Toys 'R US, it
comes with the stingy New Skin liquid bandage.
Some people buy the New Skin Liquid Bandage just for the stingy feeling.
Plus it smells like nail polish, which is what it really is, and the
smell gives people headaches.
If you use too much of it at one time, it might give you a stroke, or a 48
hour erection.
Damn drugs and their crazy side effects.
If you crush a few aspirin and tylenol together and snort it like blow,
you will be able to see thru walls.
As for Katie, I don't think she'd like a self mutilating, nail polish
wearing, sexy crazed, blow snorting small Jewish wannabe boy who can see
thru walls.
-
Post by r.
The wound is healing nicely. Who would have thought that my electric can
opener would make such a clean cut? Not to mention the wounderous
healing powers of the New Skin Liquid Bandage I picked up at the drug
store. Be careful with that stuff... it stings like a muther funker.
r.
Post by dstone
Post by r.
I will be changing my name to Tyrone and claim to be Jewish, until
after the honeymoon.
r.
You couldn't pull it off, she'd know you were a fake when she saw all
the blood on your pants from the circumcision you did to yourself.
Post by r.
Post by X
hey I can help you out with the Batman title. I seen a poster for it
at Cinemark, which is kicking United Artists ass! It's titled "Batman
Beyond". Which I think is a shitty name, because thats the cartoons
name. The original title was supposed to come off the series of
comics, man I can't remember the title. It was something like "Dective
Series". But it had something else to it. It was really gothic and
shit. That was I BELIEVE when Bane broke batman's back. That pussy ass
bitch! lol
Oh Katie will marry a small jewish boy named Tyrone.
According to IMDB, the title is "Batman Begins"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372784/
Katie is already gonna be in two more movie after "Batman Begins"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005017/
Katie doesn't want a small jewish boy, she wants a tall horny guy, like me.
-
dstone
2005-01-11 03:30:34 UTC
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I don't hate Jews, I have Jewish friends.
I don't judge anyone by their color, religion or nationality, I only judge
them by their words and actions.
Post by X
JEW HATER!!!!
lol
I cut up my penis with a razer, but it was because I hated what the nazi's
did to my grandfather pro wrestling first jewish star Weinstein......
--
http://www.jokerstears.com
http://www.dacruestudios.com
Post by dstone
Can Opener? Dude stop mutilating yourself.
You could have just bought a Circumcision Kit for $9.99 at Toys 'R US, it
comes with the stingy New Skin liquid bandage.
Some people buy the New Skin Liquid Bandage just for the stingy feeling.
Plus it smells like nail polish, which is what it really is, and the
smell gives people headaches.
If you use too much of it at one time, it might give you a stroke, or a
48 hour erection.
Damn drugs and their crazy side effects.
If you crush a few aspirin and tylenol together and snort it like blow,
you will be able to see thru walls.
As for Katie, I don't think she'd like a self mutilating, nail polish
wearing, sexy crazed, blow snorting small Jewish wannabe boy who can see
thru walls.
-
Post by r.
The wound is healing nicely. Who would have thought that my electric
can opener would make such a clean cut? Not to mention the wounderous
healing powers of the New Skin Liquid Bandage I picked up at the drug
store. Be careful with that stuff... it stings like a muther funker.
r.
Post by dstone
Post by r.
I will be changing my name to Tyrone and claim to be Jewish, until
after the honeymoon.
r.
You couldn't pull it off, she'd know you were a fake when she saw all
the blood on your pants from the circumcision you did to yourself.
Post by r.
Post by X
hey I can help you out with the Batman title. I seen a poster for it
at Cinemark, which is kicking United Artists ass! It's titled "Batman
Beyond". Which I think is a shitty name, because thats the cartoons
name. The original title was supposed to come off the series of
comics, man I can't remember the title. It was something like
"Dective Series". But it had something else to it. It was really
gothic and shit. That was I BELIEVE when Bane broke batman's back.
That pussy ass bitch! lol
Oh Katie will marry a small jewish boy named Tyrone.
According to IMDB, the title is "Batman Begins"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372784/
Katie is already gonna be in two more movie after "Batman Begins"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005017/
Katie doesn't want a small jewish boy, she wants a tall horny guy, like me.
-
r.
2005-01-15 16:09:16 UTC
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Holy shit!! That aspirin thing really works. But it only works in a few
places on my walls. A few rectangular spots that are framed out. The weird
part is that people on the other side can see through too. Its freaking me
out.

r.
Post by dstone
Can Opener? Dude stop mutilating yourself.
You could have just bought a Circumcision Kit for $9.99 at Toys 'R US, it
comes with the stingy New Skin liquid bandage.
Some people buy the New Skin Liquid Bandage just for the stingy feeling.
Plus it smells like nail polish, which is what it really is, and the
smell gives people headaches.
If you use too much of it at one time, it might give you a stroke, or a 48
hour erection.
Damn drugs and their crazy side effects.
If you crush a few aspirin and tylenol together and snort it like blow,
you will be able to see thru walls.
As for Katie, I don't think she'd like a self mutilating, nail polish
wearing, sexy crazed, blow snorting small Jewish wannabe boy who can see
thru walls.
-
Post by r.
The wound is healing nicely. Who would have thought that my electric can
opener would make such a clean cut? Not to mention the wounderous
healing powers of the New Skin Liquid Bandage I picked up at the drug
store. Be careful with that stuff... it stings like a muther funker.
r.
Post by dstone
Post by r.
I will be changing my name to Tyrone and claim to be Jewish, until
after the honeymoon.
r.
You couldn't pull it off, she'd know you were a fake when she saw all
the blood on your pants from the circumcision you did to yourself.
Post by r.
Post by X
hey I can help you out with the Batman title. I seen a poster for it
at Cinemark, which is kicking United Artists ass! It's titled "Batman
Beyond". Which I think is a shitty name, because thats the cartoons
name. The original title was supposed to come off the series of
comics, man I can't remember the title. It was something like "Dective
Series". But it had something else to it. It was really gothic and
shit. That was I BELIEVE when Bane broke batman's back. That pussy ass
bitch! lol
Oh Katie will marry a small jewish boy named Tyrone.
According to IMDB, the title is "Batman Begins"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372784/
Katie is already gonna be in two more movie after "Batman Begins"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005017/
Katie doesn't want a small jewish boy, she wants a tall horny guy, like me.
-
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